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I know it has been quite a while since I posted anything. My family is very controlling, and they are determined that I never come inside. Sometimes I wonder why I live with them and not the neighbors... but then I go over to the neighbors house and I remember.

Annabelle and Penelope have been insufferable. Especially now that Penelope is going to have babies. Which I am thrilled for. Not. Why would I want a bunch of tiny cats exactly like Penelope crawling all over the place? So not cool.

And you just know they are going to steal my bed, just like the other cats did. And I'm sorry, but is it so wrong for a cat to want his own bed? I would have to say no. And if you have an argument, I would like to hear it.

You know, I am all about rolling in the dirt. Sometimes, the day is so warm that all I want to do is roll around in the dirt. And sometimes it is very cold outside and I feel like rolling in my bed.

So this is just a post about how much I need my own bed. Family, if you read this, please do something about it.