Saturday, January 29, 2011

rawrrrrrr scratch

Once again it has been a while since I have gained access to the computer. This is not because of my family forcing me outside. It is because I have finally squeezed my way into the nicest human's room. She is never at home for some reason I haven't been able to figure out. Her bed is the most comfortable, and since she is gone no one notices I am there.

She came home last night and we shared a few hours together. When it got dark outside she picked me up and put me back in the garage with the others. This was not her fault. It was the mother's idea. Penelope and Annabelle were less annoying last night. They gave me the cold shoulder for the most part. I don't really care. They are both fat.

The plan is not going well. Bartholomew's last words to me still ring in my ears... I haven't been able to get through, and it has been a year since his death. I still shudder when I think of how it happened. If it hadn't been for... well, I can't say it here, but let's just say he would still be alive if certain things hadn't happened.

And now I have to make it right.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

meow

It has been a while since I've written.

My family has been keeping me outside for the most part. It's really hard to gain access to the computer.

As soon as Dad let me inside again, I came right here.

This holiday season has been terrible. There is snow everywhere, so none of us cats want to be outside. We are confined to the garage. It makes me very irritable.

The two younger cats think we should all sleep in the same bed. I moved the heating pad to my side, to persuade them to find somewhere else. They weren't convinced. I'm always too tired to argue with them about it.

Annabelle has gained lots of weight. It's pretty embarrassing for a good-looking cat like her. She gets worried that the family is going to kick her out because of it. The other family did that.

My mission is still underway. Stay tuned for updates.

The family is home. I have to go.